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The Complete Idiot's Guide to Windows 95
Walking In a Windows Wonderland As strange as it may sound, I was actually at a baseball game when I first realized Windows was a Big Thing. Where I live, we have one of those state-of-the-art baseball stadiums with all the modern-day amenities: artificial turf, a McDonald's, and the main attraction: a huge 110-foot TV screen (the biggest in the world, I hear) that tells everyone when they're having fun. Of course, with tens of thousands of people as a captive audience, you'd better believe this monster TV is going to show commercials. So there I was, shelling peanuts and waiting to root root root for the home team in the next inning, when on comes a commercial for (wait for it) Windows. Whoa! Here I am sitting with 50,000 of the faithful, and we're all watching a Windows ad. The specifics of the ad have faded from memory (although I do remember some slinky blonde getting all hot and bothered in front of a PC), but I recall thinking that if Microsoft (the publisher of Windows) was willing to shell out megabucks to peddle this new software at a major league baseball game, something BIG was happening. Actually, with Windows now selling over a million copies a month, "humongous" might be a better word. Windows is, truly, a phenomenon unlike any other in the world of personal computers. This chapter explores the Windows mystique and attempts to answer no fewer than five questions:
What's with All the Windows Hoopla?Windows ads don't appear only on 100-foot TVs. You see them on normal-sized TVs, inside newspapers, and on billboards, sandwich boards, bulletin boards, and ironing boards. (Yeah, I made up that last one; but, hey, with Microsoft you never know.) You name it, Windows is there. Computer magazines (and even some real magazines) are stuffed full of articles with titles like "57 Cool New Ways to Make Windows Bark Like a Dog!" and "He's Hot and You're Not--How Windows Can Help!" Everywhere you go, people are talking about Windows (well, okay, almost everywhere). So why all the fuss?Well, in a nutshell, Windows represents an entirely new way to get things done with a computer. The old way (that is, the DOS way) involved typing commands on your keyboard and waiting (or more likely, praying) for the computer to respond. There are two major drawbacks to this approach:
Gag me! Using DOS is like going to a fancy French restaurant where you have to write down your order. If you get anything wrong--like spelling crème as créme (or is it the other way around?)--you don't eat. Windows changes all that because it works the way human beings work: visually. Your programs and all the commands or options you need to choose are represented visually on the screen (or they're a few mouse clicks or keystrokes away). Just think: no more convoluted commands and snaggled syntax to remember. In fact, Windows may be the first computer application that doesn't require you to remember anything!
Is Windows Really As Easy to Use As Everyone Says?Well, yes and no. I mean it's not like you're boiling water or anything (yes, bachelors, boiling water is easy). On the other hand, it's not exactly brain surgery, either.When you get right down to it, Windows, like just about anything else, is as easy or as hard as you make it. This is a fully loaded piece of software that comes with a veritable cornucopia of bells and whistles. It's possible to sink into its mired depths and never be heard from again (except possibly as a story on "Unsolved Mysteries"). If that's what you want, you're reading the wrong book. My goal is to show you just how easy Windows is to both learn and use. The secret, as you'll soon see, is to learn just what you need to know--not what everyone else thinks you should know. How does Windows make it easier to use a computer? Well, as I said before, images are the key. When you start up a Windows application, most of what you can do with the program is laid out visually in front of you. Carrying on the French restaurant example, using Windows would be like ordering from a menu that has nice pictures of each of the dishes. You point to the selection you want, and voilà, your meal is served up piping hot. Windows 95 even maps out your entire computer (floppy disks, hard drives, CD-ROMS, printers, and all) in a nice, neat visual display like the one shown here. (The program you see here is called Windows Explorer.)
The box on the right gives you a visual representation of all the components of your computer. Of course, cute little pictures are only part of the story. Another feature that makes Windows easy to use is the dialog box concept. Although you'll learn about these in detail in Chapter 7, "Talk to Me: Dealing with Dialog Boxes," a brief introduction here won't hurt. As the name implies, a dialog box is simply a means by which you and Windows communicate. Now don't expect long philosophical discussions that last into the wee hours of the morning. Windows is good, but not that good. No, you'll see a dialog box any time Windows needs more information from you or needs you to confirm that what you asked it to do is what you actually want it to do. Here's an example of a confirmation dialog box.
This Windows 95 dialog box asks you to confirm a file deletion.
The third key to Windows' ease-of-use is consistency. Certain operations, such as opening and saving files, are implemented the same way in almost all Windows applications, and most Windows applications look more or less the same. These consistencies from program to program mean that you have that much less to learn with each new program you use. (This is a real benefit to those of us whose brain cells are the innocent victims of our misspent youth.) Check out Part 2, "Workaday Windows 95," to find out about many of these consistencies.
Okay, I've Got Windows; Now What the Heck Do I Do with It?I'm not here to be an evangelist for Windows, so I'm not going to tell you that Windows can do everything except wax the cat. And I'm certainly not going to tell you that the only limit to Windows is your imagination. This is bunk. Computers and the programs that run on them (including Windows 95) are big, dumb galoots that exist only to do your bidding. They are pack animals--mere beasts of burden born only to handle the grunt work that the rest of us don't want to bother with. If you're new to computers, please tape this statement on your forehead now: you are infinitely smarter than your computer will ever be. This, of course, does not mean you've just wasted several thousand dollars; it just means there's a limit to what one can reasonably expect from a machine.However, donkeys live useful, productive lives, and so can Windows. For one thing, Windows will still allow you to do what people have been doing with personal computers for years: write letters, mess around with numbers, draw pictures, and play cool games. Windows, though, brings a number of advantages to the table:
Windows by itself is easily worth the price of admission (especially if it came bundled with your new computer), but there's actually a lot more fun stuff lurking in the Windows box. The Windows programmers--bless their nerdy hearts--have included, at no extra charge, a hatful of small programs (they're called accessories). With these programs you can do all of the following things:
Do I Have to Toss My DOS Programs?In a word, no. The creators of Windows looked at the tens of millions of people using DOS programs and figured they'd better keep these people happy. So they made sure that DOS applications would work reasonably well under Windows. They'll run a bit slower, and some of the more misbehaved programs might give Windows a little gas, but they will run.
What's New and Improved in Windows 95?In the time from its inception in 1993 to its release in 1995, Windows 95 reached new heights of marketing hype (or new lows, depending on your tolerance for hyperbole and puffery). But for every "Gee, whiz" type who insisted that Windows 95 was the greatest thing since the Veg-O-Matic, there was a skeptic who insisted equally vehemently that the program was nothing but the "same old, same old" dressed in a shiny new suit.Who's right? Well, as usual, the answer lies somewhere in the middle. Windows 95 certainly isn't the Second Coming, but it's definitely not just a warmed-over version of Windows 3.1. It boasts a boatload of improvements, big and small, that are sure to make the few hours you spend each day hunkered down in front of your monitor a little easier. I'll be giving you the details on many of these improvements as we go along, but just to whet your appetite, here's a list of the major ones to watch out for:
The Transition from Windows 3.1 to Windows 95Lots of people will be heading into Windows 95 having already struggled with the intricacies of Windows 3.1. And while Windows 95 isn't completely different from Windows 3.1, it's different enough that you'll have a bit of a learning curve ahead of you.To help you get through, I'll be pointing out the significant differences between the two products throughout this book. To give you a bit of an idea what to expect, though, the following table summarizes what became of the Windows 3.1 programs (and some DOS 6 ones, too) in the move to Windows 95.
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